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Dog Warranties 🐶, False Alarms 🚨, & Submission Trains 🚂 :: Episode 151

John and Jonnie have their monthly COVID scare, and prepare to blame each other. Jonnie pays way too much for a pet’s surgeries, and the boys inadvertently create a Russian figure skater. Plus, a conversation on gender roles and chivalry.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hyphens®️: “The fine line between a co-op and a coop.”

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Bison Burgers🦬, Frozen Fog 🌫, and Insecurity :: Episode 150

John writes way too many words, while Jonnie worries he isn’t animated enough onstage.

Then, the boys survive the Snowpocalypse, but have a harrowing tale to tell. Also, a conversation about confidence, insecurity, and vulnerability.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Your Check Engine Light™️💡: “It’s probably nothing, but whatever it is sure sounds expensive.”

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Robot Censorship 🤖, Qanon, and Pillow Lawsuits 🛌 :: Episode 149

Jonnie defends himself from the fallout of last weeks hotdog 🌭 episode and builds a snow fort ❄️. Then the boys discuss Artificial Intelligence, and its effects on comedy and censorship.

Plus, a conversation about opposition-based thinking, and the importance of holding our own tribes accountable.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by iPhone Screen Time Notifications ®️: “Of course you’re addicted to your phone 📱. Let us show you exactly how much.”

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Firefighting🔥, Hotdogs🌭 , and Situational Ethics :: Episode 148

John and Jonnie break down some overused colloquialisms, and believe it will help you (when combined with diet and exercise). Jonnie contemplates petty crime when he is wronged by the local grocer, and John argues with his wife over sausage.

Also a conversation on justice and grace.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tennessee Football 🏈: “This season is in the bag💰.”

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Fat Tax, Subway Sandwiches 🥪, and Executive Orders ⚖️ :: Episode 147

John receives a sick burn from a neighbor while out for a jog, and Jonnie dreams of being President, if only to enact arbitrary legislation.

Then the boys discuss Old Testament stories, and whether they’d do  7 years of labor for their bride.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hairetics 💇‍♂️®️: “Where bad theologians get a good cut.”

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Censorship, Satire, and Impeachment :: Episode 146

John and Jonnie discuss the role of satirical content in social change, and lament those who use a “free speech” defense while committing acts of sedition.

Also, an important conversation about Christian Nationalism, the legacy of our President, and the church’s response.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Main Stream Media®️ : “Something occur you don’t agree with? Blame us.”

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Rice Krispies, Sensitive Men, and Trumpism :: Episode 145

John has clogged ear canals, and Jonnie tells a story about a smelly kid from the news. Then the boys discuss their amazement at (older) technology that we take for granted.

Also a conversation about the President, his legacy, and our disappointment with recent events (some of which were happening live as we recorded).

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Bidet, Mate!™️: “The Only Australian Bidet Company. We clean your land down under. “

 

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Hoarding, Dad Buys, and AVIS Christianity 🚗  :: Episode 144

John cleans out his garage, while Jonnie makes an internet purchase and gets sucked into a vortex of Facebook “Dad Ads”.

Then, the boys talk about their band days 🎸, and John’s propensity to talk between songs onstage.

Also, a conversation about condemnation and grace.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Cottage Cheese™️: “You won’t know we’ve gone bad until it’s too late.”

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Christmas Music 🎶, Band Names 🎸, and Willie Nelson :: Episode 143

The boys discuss their (least) favorite Christmas songs, and remember some branding advice they received from a record producer.

Then, a discussion about heretical song lyrics send the boys down a rabbit hole. Plus, a listener question about celebrities who are Christian.

This episode is NOT sponsored by Mistletoe™️: “The only plant with a name that also sounds like a foot disease.”