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Old Man Flavors 👴🏻, Taco Bell Outrage 🌮 , and Scary Movies 😱 :: Episode 135

The boys ponder what sweets old people prefer, and to their horror, realize they ARE old people. Jonnie’s wife will probably get away with murder, while John believes it takes a village to raise a child, and appoints Uncle Jonnie to his Parenting Trubunal.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Candy Corn™️: “For people who love sugar, but hate themselves.”

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Colas 🥤, Camelot 🏰, and Curses 💀 :: Episode 134

Jonnie wants the church to adopt Festivus rules. Then the boys discuss their favorite sodas, and whether CBD oil works.

Also, special guest Alyson Holland joins the conversation to talk about the Kennedy Curse and the cult of personality around ultra famous families. Check out her smash hit podcast, “Kennedy Dynasty”, on all platforms.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by I’ll Pray About It ™️: “The way Christians everywhere say ’No’”.

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Toilet Pageants, Comeback Kids, & Menu Standoffs :: Episode 133

Jonnie has some odd requirements for his hotel room, and almost ruins a middle school volleyball game.

John hates small talk, and eats ice cream in bed like a monster. Also, a conversation about crowns in heaven.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Otter Pops™️: “When you want a popsicle, but also want to cut your mouth with sharp plastic.”

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Bluetooth, Time Warps ⏰, and After School Specials 💊 :: Episode 132

Jonnie explains his intense phobia of hoodies, and John offers a solution. John’s wife sets her clocks back in different rooms, and Jonnie ruins someone’s business call.

Also, a conversation about growing up in the “Just Say No” generation.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Knees™️ : “If you’re over 40, we hurt now. Congratulations.”

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Aircraft Carriers, Igloo Churches, and Platforms :: Episode 131

John becomes an inside restaurant guy and ponders his “platform”, while Jonnie visits Nebraska and hatches an invention that will (probably not) change mask-wearing forever.

Also, a conversation about the line between stewardship of our gifts and the pride of being “self-made.”

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Voting™️🇺🇸: “The candidates are all terrible, but at least you got a sticker, right?”

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Laughing Gas 🤣, Snaggle Teeth 🦷, and Co-Dependency :: Episode 130

Jonnie goes to the dentist and gets way too much nitrous oxide, while John counsels his daughter without a license.

Also, a conversation about an “Us vs. Them” mentality in church and culture at large.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Red Rover™️: “Injuring Children since 1878″

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Social Norms 🎧, Distanced Comedy 😂, and Scriptural Context 📖 :: Episode 129

Jonnie gets furious in an airport, and ponders breaking into the NBA Bubble, while John comes up with the cheesiest Youth Group slogan in history.

Plus, a conversation about a recent “prophetic warning” video, and why Christians are fascinated by predictions about the future.

Today episode is NOT sponsored by Papa Murphy’s Pizza 🍕™️: “Cook it yourself, loser.”

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Gomer Dreams, Scream Sneezers 😱 and Wasted Lives 💀 :: Episode 128

Jonnie takes a trip to Middle Earth 16 years too late, and almost forgets a joke at a TV taping. John ruins Laura’s sleep and pulls a gun on dream burglars.

Also, a conversation about rest, and why it’s just as important as work.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Printer Ink ™️🖨 : “You’re probably out, and it’s gonna cost you.”

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Communion Catastrophes 🍇, Online Church 👨‍💻, and Inventory 📝 :: Episode 127

John talks about the fall of the Roman Empire, white grape juice, and admits he speaks more bluntly on the livestream. Jonnie shares the perfect time limit for a sermon, while lamenting his own short attention span.

Also, the boys make an argument that America is currently in a recovery program (whether we know it or not).

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Listerine™️: “Your breath was always this bad. The mask just proved it.”

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Oversharing, Punching Down, and “The Turn” :: Episode 126

John hates small talk, and desperately want to tell you about his rash, while Jonnie is worried that getting healthy will make him less funny.

Then, the boys discuss artists who use their platform to push politics, and why comedy with an agenda is almost always a bad idea.

Also, a conversation on vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Lucky Charms 🍀™️: “We know you just buy it for the marshmallows, and we’re okay with that.”