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Horse Myths 🐴, Bible Bikers 🏍 and Door-to-Door Chicken 🍗 :: Episode 120

John hotwires his microwave, finds a dead mole in his pool, and corrects Jonnie’s horsey heresy. Then the boys discuss some historical characters in American cuisine.

Also, a conversation about the best and worst parts of the creative process.

This episode is NOT sponsored by Pretzels ™️🥨: “We’re the worst part of every snack mix you love.”

Guilty Pleasures, The Antichrist, and Empathy :: Episode 119

Jonnie ponders end times theology, and plans an awkward water break. Then the boys discuss the “Batman voice” and offer an alternative.

Also, a conversation on the importance of having friends with different life experiences.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Fireworks 🧨™️: “Let your stimulus check burn a hole in your pocket.”

Heaven 😇, Black History, and Blind Dogs 🐶 :: Episode 118

Jonnie launches a (terrible) lawn care company, and spoils an action movie for John.

Meanwhile, the boys blame a popular TV show for irreversible damage to American’s crotches, and question whether mosquitos and carnivores are products of the fall of humankind. Also, a conversation on heaven.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Saharan Dust Cloud ™️☁️: “Because it’s 2020, that’s why.”

Butter Pumps, Work Sandwiches, and “Smashers" :: Episode 117

The boys discuss their stance on contraband at the movies. John has a conflicted relationship with cold cuts, and Jonnie pitches a (terrible) children’s book.

Also, a discussion on deconstruction, jingoism, loyalty to systems, and how the patterns of our childhood follow us into adulthood. 

Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Produce 🥦™️: “We know you mean well, but this is going to rot in your fridge.”

Safe Rooms, Statues, & Propaganda :: Episode 116

The boys ponder whether they’d use a tiny tornado shelter, and John gives a stellar bus driver metaphor worthy of a youth sermon.

Then Jonnie responds to some listener questions, and gives some advice to young comedians. Also, a conversation on The Confederacy, “The Lost Cause”, and Cancel Culture.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drive-In Theatres ™️🎥 🍿: “Welcome Back Outside, America.”