Fasting, Traditions, and Biblical Context 📖 :: Episode 140

John loves church history, especially if it involves eating, while Jonnie notices a strange new tick caused by mask-wearing.

Then the boys fantasize about gaining weight for a movie role.

Also, a discussion on whether we should teach kids that they’re “special”, and learning the value of liturgy.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Nougat®️: “It’s in all your favorite candy bars, but no one really knows what it is.”

Disposable Cars 🚘, Septic Tanks 💩& Biblical Slavery :: Episode 139

John rescues Jonnie on the side of the road, ad ponders whether it makes them even in the long run. Jonnie can’t wait to be a corporate sellout. 

Then the boys talk about the election controversy and conspiracy theorists🙄 .

Also, John tackles a listener question about whether the Bible condones slavery. 

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Casper Mattresses®️: “Totally haunted, but the friendly kind.”

Movie Sermons 🍿,  Melatonin 😴, and Freeeeeeeeedom :: Episode 138

Jonnie almost ruins someone’s ministry for failure to properly vet a movie clip 🤬, while John almost punches his wife in his sleep 🥊.

Then the boys discuss sleep drugs and whether the Body Mass Index is fake news.

Also, a conversation about liberty from a Biblical perspective. 

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Turkey Ham®️🦃 🐷: “The original mash-up”

Tribes, Elections, and Redemption :: Episode 137

The boys discuss the impact of social media on the election aftermath. Jonnie posts a shirtless photo because he can. Then, John defends the Electoral College, and brags about how much math he knows.

Plus, a conversation on tribalism and the dangers of cancel culture.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Four Seasons Total Landscaping 🌺™️: Now booking for Winter of 2020.

THROWBACK Episode! Runaway Carts, Mickey Ears, and Self-Preservation :: Episode 136

Time for another trip down memory lane, back to November 2018, to be exact. Jonnie tells the dumb story of his dumb injury, John takes his family to Disney, but only for the sermon illustrations, and the boys discuss voting, immigration, and other hot-button topics that will cost them listeners. 

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by No Shave November®️: “The best way to let yourself go since Flabuary.”

Old Man Flavors 👴🏻, Taco Bell Outrage 🌮 , and Scary Movies 😱 :: Episode 135

The boys ponder what sweets old people prefer, and to their horror, realize they ARE old people. Jonnie’s wife will probably get away with murder, while John believes it takes a village to raise a child, and appoints Uncle Jonnie to his Parenting Trubunal.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Candy Corn™️: “For people who love sugar, but hate themselves.”

Colas 🥤, Camelot 🏰, and Curses 💀 :: Episode 134

Jonnie wants the church to adopt Festivus rules. Then the boys discuss their favorite sodas, and whether CBD oil works.

Also, special guest Alyson Holland joins the conversation to talk about the Kennedy Curse and the cult of personality around ultra famous families. Check out her smash hit podcast, “Kennedy Dynasty”, on all platforms.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by I’ll Pray About It ™️: “The way Christians everywhere say ’No’”.

Toilet Pageants, Comeback Kids, & Menu Standoffs :: Episode 133

Jonnie has some odd requirements for his hotel room, and almost ruins a middle school volleyball game.

John hates small talk, and eats ice cream in bed like a monster. Also, a conversation about crowns in heaven.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Otter Pops™️: “When you want a popsicle, but also want to cut your mouth with sharp plastic.”

Bluetooth, Time Warps ⏰, and After School Specials 💊 :: Episode 132

Jonnie explains his intense phobia of hoodies, and John offers a solution. John’s wife sets her clocks back in different rooms, and Jonnie ruins someone’s business call.

Also, a conversation about growing up in the “Just Say No” generation.

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Knees™️ : “If you’re over 40, we hurt now. Congratulations.”

Aircraft Carriers, Igloo Churches, and Platforms :: Episode 131

John becomes an inside restaurant guy and ponders his “platform”, while Jonnie visits Nebraska and hatches an invention that will (probably not) change mask-wearing forever.

Also, a conversation about the line between stewardship of our gifts and the pride of being “self-made.”

Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Voting™️🇺🇸: “The candidates are all terrible, but at least you got a sticker, right?”